Chapter 124 - Sha Shayani's Erossu Comprehension! Xia Feng's Epic Soundtrack Advances!
"Ahahahaha!"
The commoner guy took out the \'flowers\' from nowhere and began the destruction of the proud army of Sha Shayani! Although a few individuals kinda could guess what are those flowers hiding inside, most of the people thought that Xia Feng has some treasure or recipe for some bombs!
Anyway!
"Arghhhhhh!"
"Kill him! Everyone jump at him!"
The army was falling rather quickly which was making things harder for the cultivators who hadn\'t expected such situation to occur! They desperately tried to get closer to Xia Feng to pin him down to the ground!
"What a fucking pity! I always come in huge loads! HAhahah!"
It might look like Xia Feng was madly throwing his white lotuses around himself, but that\'s not the case! He was calculating and keeping an eye on the everyone around him with the help of the epic soundtrack!
Hit the bass!
Also, it was simply impossible for Xia Feng to not laugh! One should ask oneself a question... What would you do if you knew that you are going to die from white seed explosion?! Xia Feng couldn\'t ask this question as fools died rather quickly.
Furthermore, it\'s not like he can ask as it would show his ability and the origins of it!
"Hahahaha!"
So, he was dodging their weapons and scattering his white lotuses while doing so! However, the explosions didn\'t last long as Sha Shayani couldn\'t let his whole army die. Not only he likes his people, but it also would hit his reputation!
"Xia Feng! I will fucking bury you alive!"
"Hmmm."
Xia Feng turned his attention to the young master with side look. He wasn\'t particularly worried at all and still threw some white lotuses at the army which was already retreating! Nevertheless, Sha Shayani was around early or mid stage of life creation realm so who knows what kind of mysteries his body holds.
"So finally time time has come to fuck up some young master~~"
"Don\'t be so confident, Xia Feng!"
The young master shouted as his clothes fluttered violently due to the qi release. The handsome young master\'s treasures shone as he was boosting himself with various resources! Hmm, the power of wealth!
"Father, what\'s the cultivation method of Sha Family?"
Little Sun asked as she didn\'t know much about other families! It\'s indeed wise move from Yi family to keep her in the family\'s territories as who knows what kind of casualties this fluffy bomb would bring!
"I told you to not share your cultivaton method as well, so how can I know the exact name and origins of Sha Family? But it\'s related to sand."
"Sand? Can he change into sandman?!"
"...Their family\'s head can..."
"Ohh!"
The eyes of fluffy bomb glittered like stars as she locked her eyes on... Xia Feng! She was interested in Sha Shayani\'s cultivation method, but even more, in Xia Feng\'s! Basically, no one believed that Xia Feng cultivates the common methods of Sous Sect!
And while the family duo kept talking, the young master from Sha had circulated his qi throughout his body several times already!
"So, are you ready?"
"Xia Feng... you fucking newbie... Let me show you why you can\'t let life creation cultivators circulate their qi!"
Pouncing straight onto Xia Feng, the young master released his fist that was like any normal fist! No one could see any difference, and soon enough, the huge explosion rang out as both men had clashed!
Boom!
"Hah!"
It hurt and the wounds could be seen on both of the fists yer the young master laughed! The hand of his began dissipating into several sand seeds that went across Xia Feng\'s arm, engulfing him in something like small sandstorm!
And those sand seeds were sharp, cutting the arm of erossu cultivator in rapid motion! Soon, one could see a lot of blood getting mixed in this small sandstorm as Xia Feng was losing more and more flesh!
"So what?"
"Hah?"
"You think I don\'t know about life creation realm mysteries?"
It was painful... losing flesh and blood by getting cut non stop! But Xia Feng could abandon his arm if needed, and it\'s not like he can not regrow it... The body cultivation wouldn\'t let him be armless!
"Scream, Young Master~~"
Shu!
With his free arm, Xia Feng quickly grasped the neck of the young master, his fingers tips going for Erossu Tip Explosion!
"Oh~~ You have circulated your qi around ten times, so eight more."
But the sand cultivator could change his body into sand on whim! That\'s what he has prepared beforehand and Xia Feng was sure of it as well.
Looks like it\'s hard for Sha Shayani to fight and circulate qi at the same time, so he had to prepare it beforehand. It\'s not that bad, but if one can not circulate the mysteries of life creation realm while fighting, then one is bound to stay at this realm!
"Here, it\'s flower for handsome gentle...man! Hah!"
"UghmMmmmm!"
Flick, explosion!
Materializing couldn\'t be kept for too long, so as Sha Shayani had to break the close contact! Kicking the ground, he was allowed to do so as Xia Feng didn\'t really mind it. As the handsome master slightly retreated, the erossu cultivator summoned his white lotus to quickly smash it onto his mouth!
And then explode it!
"Young Master!"
"Why are you squealing like little girl? Can\'t you see that your young master is fine? Don\'t even try to interrupt their fight though."
Mr. Father had Xia Feng\'s back! And he also didn\'t like the elder crying like baby after all this show that Sha Shayani had shown.
\'Why isn\'t he slowing down? Your fucking arm is hanging like broken branch!\'
The goal of the young master was simple. He wanted to throw Xia Feng off from his confident attitude. The so called \'surprise attack\' should be enough to do so as it would paint Xia Feng\'s heart with fear and panic yet... yet he stood calmly and kept throwing those white lotuses... that were simply folded tissues!
"Fuck!"
And the one who was slowly losing himself was Sha Shayani! The explosions from Xia Feng\'s fingers or white lotuses were mixed with pain and pleasure! One simply couldn\'t withstand the mysteries of erossu!
\'Am I fucking masochist?!\'
Cursing inwardly, Sha Shayani was slowly retreating while throwing his arms around himself to destroy those white lotuses! The corruption of erossu was already deeply lodged inside his heart as the young master was forced to think that he is...
\'Masochist... I am masochist... and I have... small dick...\'
Heavens! Go and consult Du Shung for some pills dude!
"Young master!"
Young master was indeed young master. His body could withstand the explosions unlike his army that was dying from one or two... Furthermore, he still could stand still after all this corruption! Of course, he also had destroyed Xia Feng\'s arm, so it was quite good achievement.
Even though it has been done with help of his resoures. Still, wealth equals power so one should still say some good words to this young master!
Boom!
Oh, Xia Feng opened his pesum!
"Dude, no need to scream like that. Not like your words will help him~~ But... if beauty screamed then maybe~~"
Drinking his pesum, Xia Feng insulted the elder who kept squealing, even though Mr. Father already released his qi! This dude was so damn worried, because it\'s his duty to protect young master! What if Xia Feng kills him by accident?!
"I am masochist."
"Y-young master?"
"Oh, dude... So-"
"I said I am fucking masochist! Did you hear that, Xia Feng?! Your fucking treasure won\'t do shit against me! Hahahah! Come, and try to defeat me! Ahahhah!"
The man... who was whiped by the shackles of erossu destiny has accepted those whips!
There is possibility of his women cheating on him! The commoner without any name can beat him till his whole body is covered by blood and furthermore... he has small dick and likes pain... All of this caused Sha Shayani to not give fuck anymore.
"Ahahahhah! Come! Try to beat me!"
He has accepted his weakness and moved forward!
"""..."""
Unlike Xia Feng who couldn\'t use his arm, Sha Shayani was freely swinging his arms to invite Xia Feng for some battle dance. Moreover, he was so corrupted that he wasn\'t aware of his body state... The tanned skin of his already got so pale that one could mistake him for corpse.
"Let me drink my pesum first."
"""..."""
What the fuck!
As Xia Feng gulped the last drop of pesum, he swung his arm up! The cup of pesum, white lotus and some sweat went all towards Sha Shayani who was laughing at his destiny! He is pervert... so be it!
Flick! Explosion!
"NOT ENOUGH! HAHHA!"
Shit, it felt so damn good that Sha Shayani asked for more by swinging his bottom! Whe the fuck is he swinging his ass?! But Xia Feng already shouted that he comes with huge loads, so it\'s not like he can wait for this stupid masochist to lose all his blood.
Flick! Explosion! Flick! Explosion!
So he swung... and swung his arm to sent more and more white lotuses! The whole crowd was stupefied at this show! So many treasures... so many new revelations! The young master from Sha family is masochist! And Yaoyao has luckily stumbled upon talented commoner!
Or one could say... lucky commoner as he had Erossu Book!
"Young master... has strong body..."
"Yes... it\'s a pity that his... ohh... I can\'t say it loud!"
"If he only was bigger!"
The masochist could hear all of this in the midst of the explosions! His eyes letting out few streaks of tears as it flowed down his cheek... Yes... if he was bigger... then he would enjoy a lot of beauties stepping onto him as he is masochist... and his little brother also would be happy...
Everyone would be happy and satisfied in his army!
\'I want... to get bigger!\'
As Sha Shayani thought about it... he suddenly entered the state of comprehension!
Dear Ancestors....
"H-heavens! He is... He is!"
"He is truly masochist! Holy shieeeet!"
"""Young Master, fight!"""
The faithful ladies screamed cutely! He might be small, but his attitude of showing his pride and wealth was alluring for them! They liked how he treats them like treasures and does his best... to give utmost satisfaction!
"Bigger! Bigger! I will be fucking bigger! Arghhhhhhh!"
During the battle, Sha Shayani has let out quite a lot of sands. The explosions had done its work indeed. Then, there was also a few places with sand around them naturally... And now, the young master grasped the control of this sand.
"Impossible! This is... This is mystery of Soul Creation Realm! Young Master is truly prodigy!"
"You mean.. the new young master, you shitty elder! I told you to shut up!"
"Young Master! Fight! If you win, the head will reward you bountifuly!"
"Arghhhhhhhh!"
The sand moved towards Sha Shayani! Such control was truly amazing! Even Xia Feng has got stupefied as he thought that this young master will stay at Life Creation Realm for his whole life... but it seems like...
\'I have helped him... to break his cultivation...No... I helped him with comprehension, thus, allowing him to move forward with cultivation..."
"Hah! I am truly fluffy gentleman."
"Xia Feng! Take this!"
The sand gathered around... Sha Shayani\'s pelvis area... Oh god... Please don\'t, Erossu Destiny!
"SAND CANNON!"
The huge cannon was jutting out from Sha Shayani\'s pelvis... The cannon was truly big just like the young man wished and the tip had... mushroom.... Heavens! Just what the fuck did he comprehend?! The masochist proudly swung his hips up!
"""...."""
"RELEASE THE SHOT! Ohhhhh!"
Pop!
The small bubble object left the tip which was like small sand bomb! But this bomb was fast, gathering the sand from the surroundings and the cannon itself! It was pulling every sand with itself, going straight at Xia Feng!
"Hoh..."
Crack!
Cracking his fingers, Xia Feng threw some white lotuses, but the power of the sand cannon\'s shot was too strong! It was comprehension worthy of Soul Creation Realm, so Xia Feng had to exert more strength.
Which was... throwing more.
"Hy! Hy! Hy!"
It\'s been a while.
"Haha! It\'s not enough! I am the biggest! FUCKING BIGGEST!"
The sand bullet wasn\'t stopping at all! Rather, it was getting stronger as most of the sand coiled around it...
"Alright!"
Grasping his white lotus tightly, Xia Feng slammed his hand forward as the bullet was already close enough to touch it! With the white lotus spiralling on his palm, Xia Feng pressed it onto the bullet along with the music that was jamming all the sound!
Follow the flow!
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
"What a power! That\'s the Sha family\'s youngest prodigy!"
"Youngest pervert! Open your mouth one more time and your family will lose one elder!"
"I- I am sorry..."
Finally the elder closed his mouth! The father of Yaoyao was getting worried as he obviously wants Xia Feng to win! He was close to shouting \'bruh\', but it would be too strange for him as head... and also... isn\'t it too fast?
He must learn more about his son in-law.
"Xia Feng! Fight!"
""Xia Feng! Fight!""
The scream of beauty... couldn\'t be jammed by the epic soundtrack! In fact... it was going along with the music, giving Xia Feng strength! Yaoyao was screaming together with her sisters to help him! Boosted by the beautiful screams, Xia Feng who was currently buried in the sand felt something breaking inside his body.
\'Meridians?\'
His left arm meridians were getting wider and more polished! The qi moving along his arm was gathering in huge... loads as he couldn\'t move his body inside this very sand. It was also hard to control qi, but with this evolution!
\'I see... It\'s the time for you to evolve, epic soundtrack! Your Emperor would be happy if he knew about it!\'
Yaoyao and her sisters words awakened the evolution of epic soundtrack! The beautiful words \'fight\' went nicely with the epic soundtrack music, but he is erossu! He has his own lyrics! And this is exactly the first evolution of epic soundtrack.
Epic soundtrack - second stage - first sentence.
\'SEX IS MY GASOLINE!\'
EXPLOSION!
The desert that was holding the erossu cultivator shook as he shouted his first lyrics!