Chapter 33 - Shitty Like My Shit On The Daily Throne In The Morning
"Pfffftttt!"
Xia Feng laughed as the killing intent of this young man was laughable. Furthermore, this young man clearly thought that since he is at early stage of nature realm which is obviously two stages above his opponent, he can kill Xia Feng with several punches.
If we go by the concept of creating world within one\'s dantian, then Nature Realm is cultivation where one\'s becomes closer with one\'s world and its qi. It makes them to be able to circulate their qi inside their dantian and bodies faster.
"DIE!"
Thus, there was no way for Xia Feng to dodge his attack...
"Sorry, this is not your league, brat."
"Blurgh!"
Or at at leasts that\'s what he thought.
Xia Feng easily dodged the punch, then answered back with slight palm strike to the side! Sending his opponent onto the ground effortesly, Xia Feng patiently waited for the young man\'s next move...
First two realms of cultivation are rather boring. It makes one\'s to get used to qi and learn how to circulate it. The Earth Realm of his was simple gathering of qi to fill his dantian with solid foundation. He had no way of using it outside his body!
"Your qi tells me everything. Like the place you are going to attack and so on. Looking at you, aren\'t you commoner as well? Looks like becoming underling of \'young master\' filled you with some kind of cheap pride, heh~~"
"Talk, talk! It\'s your last day of living, commoner!"
"Yeah~~ And how are you going to kill me? Call your friends? Ehh, that would be ungraceful for young master like you~~"
"!"
The young man gritted his teeth. It was like Xia Feng said, he had his friend waiting patiently in the shadows if something bad popped out. Since Xia Feng could get close to Gu Zexi and Yi Yaoyao, they both have guessed that there must be more to him than looks and cultivation shows.
After holding his hand on his torso for a while, the young man took out knife which was low grade treasure. Just peeking at the treasure with side look, Xia Feng knew that his was Earth Realm treasure!
"Oi, oi. Young master! That\'s kinda cheap, but I guess it clearly shows your status. Pride like treasure, you are perfect match."
"Shut up!"
It\'s easy to get control over treasure that\'s lower realm than oneself. Furthermore, it was cheap and slightly affected this young man\'s strength and speed. It truly hadn\'t affected the flow of battle as it went on.
"If you don\'t know how to use knife, then you should\'ve asked for different weapon. After drinking his piss for whole week, you should\'ve gotten another one, no? Young masteeeeeeeer~~"
"Motherfucker, close that shitty mouth of yours!"
"I have yet to fuck someone\'s mother, fuck off."
"Blurgh!"
Oh, it looked like Xia Feng knew or accepted his destiny as he could make such bold statement. His hand suddenly became deadly as he struck the chin of his opponent with palm strike. The whole vision went blank for the young man and using this chance, Xia Feng smashed his whole face with fist as he unleashed his erossu qi and strenghtened body.
\'Another one should come out soon.\'
Their killing intents were so childish Xia Feng felt like showing them what it means to kill. Thinking about it caused Xia Feng to remember words of his past life\'s father. Those words were undeniable as Xia Feng understood the meaning of those with his own body.
\'Soren, no matter who it is, once they show you even slight tinge of killing intent, kill them.\'
So, the other idiot who hiding himself without even trying to cover his stupid killing was immediately noticed by Xia Feng and added to his killing list.
And so, Xia Feng began playing with the young man who was doing his best to at least wound him once. But whether it was experience or cultivation, Xia Feng was stronger and richer.
"This is the last attack!"
"Oh? Since when are you so benevolent? Ah! I know~~ It means you can not help, but acknowledge me as equal opponent, right? Thanks, thanks, I appreciate that. Buahaah~~"
"B-bastard! I will show you what it means to become Young Master\'s enemy!"
The loyal dog rushed forward. Strangely enough, he had dropped his knife in the middle of his brave run... Of course, Xia Feng already knew that his idiot is trying to catch him... So he just let him do so.
"Hah! You are dead."
"Yeahhhh~~ Be quick I guess."
The leisure attitude of Xia Feng didn\'t matter for the young man. He exuded his full qi to hold his enemy tightly while his friend popped out from the shadows! He was at mid stage of nature realm! Holding long and sharp sword, Xia Feng\'s heart was the final destination of this deadly weapon.
"That\'s quick. I like."
"Y-you!"
Wasn\'t it time? Yes, it was. Xia Feng clenched his hands tightly, getting control over the battle once again... The body of the young man who was holding him with everything he had slowly went up... There was simply no way for him to hold body cultivator in one place...
So, what he felt was like gravity pulling him! Losing the whole control over his own body, the young man already went pale as sweat flowed down on his terrified face!
Thus, the moment the sword of his friend was already reaching the heart of Xia Feng...
"Here we go. Hop!"
Xia Feng turned his body around using his first enemy as a shield...
"BLURGH!"
"Fuck!"
"Wow, that\'s deep~~"
The sword pierced deeply as he said! Its sharp edge just barely stopping before Xia Feng as he cheekly was looking straight into the eyes of his new enemy... Looking at him, he kinda had similar looks to his first one so...
"Are you brothers? Ah, that\'s sad, no? But you aren\'t the first ones to achieve such feat~~ It\'s pretty common for brothers to kill each other, even more in a royal lineages and so on... Oh, wasn\'t this idiot a young master? So all fine, no?"
"YOU ARE DEAD!"
"Why? Because you are mid stage of nature realm? Heh~~ Come, slash your sword at me, brat~~"
Xia Feng knew that the battle is going to repeat the same way as his first enemy one whether he is early or even late stage of nature realm!
All because this young man\'s qi was so shitty...
"Shitty like my shit on the daily throne in the morning."