Goddess of Ice; Reborn as Naruto's twin sister

Damn I wrote this one quickly. Didn’t even take me an hour.

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*End of Author Note*

Currently, Hisoka was walking through the streets of Konoha with an excellent mood and a slight skip in her steps.

There were two reasons for her good mood, one obviously being the end of the war. However, she barely cared about that and was much more excited about the other reason: She would probably lose her V-card today!

As Hisoka thought about that, her steps froze for a short moment.

‘Wait a moment? Does it even count as losing my V-card if two girls are doing it?’

She pondered that question for a brief moment before simply shrugging her shoulders in indifference.

‘Oh well, let’s just say it does.’

As she walked, she continued thinking about what might or might not happen tonight. Tayuya had invited her to a sleep-over, so Hisoka’s exceptions were quite high.

‘Considering my past life, I have lived much longer than Tayuya, so I’ll be the one to guide her through everything patiently. I’ll be taking the lead. Although this is my first time as well, I have at least seen the act before. After furiously mastu…*cough* occasionally and randomly catching a glimpse of a sex scene in a movie, I’m at least better prepared than Tayuya. At least a little.”

While walking, Hisoka went past a certain unassuming shop that simply had “Night Toys ADULT ONLY” written above its entrance, causing her to blush a little as she remembered visiting this shop not too long ago to acquire a particular phallic object to spice up her nightlife a little.

‘Now that I think about it, should I take that toy out when I’m doing it with Tayuya?’

Hisoka continued thinking a little longer before shaking his head with a wry smile on her face.

‘Na, she’ll probably think I’m a weirdo for taking sex toys out during our first night together.’

Moments later, Hisoka rounded another corner and was no longer visible from the shop’s entrance. If she had taken a peek inside, she certainly would have been surprised by what she found.

“Holy hell, this thing is massive! Does that really fit inside a human?”

A young woman with red hair was staring at an arm-sized dildo in fascination, causing the woman standing next to her to chuckle in amusement.

“You shouldn’t forget that woman can give birth to children. If a baby’s head fits, then this thing is possible as well, Tayuya.”

Tayuya nodded her head, a little embarrassed that she didn’t come to that conclusion by herself. Despite that, she put the massive dildo down and looked for something different. She wanted to have fun with Hisoka, not split her in half.

“Any advice on what I should get, Yuna-sama? This is all completely new to me.”

“That’s what I’m here for. Don’t worry; we will get you everything you’ll need to spice up your first night with Hisoka. Oh, and by the way, you don’t have to call me respectfully if you aren’t working.”

Tayuya could only shake her head when she heard Yuna’s last sentence. She was fully aware of that, but she felt that she would slip up during work if she suddenly started talking casually to Yuna.

“I respectfully decline, Yuna-sama.”

Yuna simply shrugged her shoulders as she picked up one of the toys presented in front of her and put some chakra into it, causing it to vibrate.

“First of all, let’s talk about Hisoka a little. Since she has experience from her previous life, she thinks she is the dominant part of your relationship, which is complete nonsense. I suggest that you allow her to take the lead at the start and then slowly take over.”

Tayuya nodded her head as she eagerly absorbed everything Yuna told her. As for Hisoka’s previous life, she had told her about it, but she didn’t care about that.

“As for toys, I would definitely buy a few lighter things. I recommend small vibrators, a small to medium-sized dildo or two, and something double-sided you can enjoy together. Oh, and you should definitely buy something you can ‘wear’, so you can pound your hips into Hisoka while pressing her down from behind. That should cement your dominant role rather quickly.”

Tayuya couldn’t help but droll a little when she imagens herself furiously pounding away at Hisoka while she’s constantly moaning in pleasure.

“Hey, how about something like this?”

While Yuna and Tayuya were chatting, Anko approached them, holding a small handle with multiple leather stripes attached to one hand.

“Didn’t you hear what Yuna-sama said? I’ll start slow; why would I suddenly start whipping her? That’s way too heav…”

Before Tayuya could finish speaking, a grin appeared on Anko’s face as she slapped the small leather stripes on Tayuya’s bare arm, causing a loud sound.

“OW, HEY, THAT… didn’t hurt as much as I thought?”

Yuna chuckled in amusement as she took the whip from Anko and slapped it on the palm of her hand a few times.

“Although the sounds it makes are intimidating, whips like this don’t deal much damage. Anyway, I wouldn’t take out spanking instruments during your first night. Give her a few slaps with your hand when the mood is right and see how she reacts to it.”

Tayuya eagerly nodded her head as she picked up a piece of underwear that had a dildo sewn into it from both sides. She injected some chakra into it, causing both of the dildos to vibrate while her eyes shone with interest.

“Oh yeah, I’m totally getting this one.”

Yuna chuckled in amusement as she allowed her gaze to wander through the shop, immediately spotting Karin, who was currently holding a dog leash and a buttplug with a dog tail attached to it. She had a sloppy smile on her face as a bit of droll was slowly flowing out of her mouth.

‘Pet Play, huh? Oh well, since I’m already here, I might as well buy a few things for my harem~’